Bassley

Bassley, also known as Helioskrill and Bananarama, is a British Car Salesman from Heed's Regime. He is seen aiding Generalkidd whenever possible, even spanking those who wrong him. He has been part of Generalkidd's team for about 100 years, only joining after he was saved from drowning on his bed, which might I add didn't have any water.

Early Life
Bassley was born in 1793, on the British isles, to wealthy shoe shiners. He was born with a tail, and missing a left arm, which didn't really affect him. The tail was removed at a young age, as it was seen as offensive to the Pig Lord. As for his left arm, it grew in at the age of 58, when he was choking his chicken on Christmas. At the age of 120, he decided to get into the car sale business, where he would sell cars to the inhabitants of the British Isles.

Rising to "Fame"
5 years after joining the car sales business, Bassley was chocking his chicken in his 2 story bedroom, when he started to drown on his bed. Out of nowhere, Generalkidd crashed through his window to save the man from drowning on air. Now you might be wondering how Generalkidd knew he was drowning, well that is very simple, he was watching Bassley choke his chicken. After being saved from drowning, Bassley gave Generalkidd a life debt. Bassley would help Generalkidd with his videos now and again, even creating a discord server for him. To this day, Bassley cannot choke his chicken, without thinking of that terrible day when he almost drowned on air.

MetaNerdz War
Bassley doesn't know that this war even existed.